Monday, 21 April 2014
Thursday, 4 July 2013
AxHxCx Interview with Cerebral Fallout Zine
The first ever interview with Abörted Hitler Cöck was published in an issue of gruesome oldschool gore-rag CEREBRAL FALLOUT, featuring a Q&A session accompanied by some killer original art by the fiend who went on to create FRIGHTFEAST COMIX. Cerebral Fallout is out of print, but now you can read a transcription of this blissfully puerile talk with original AxHxCx lineup El Bukkake and El Fucko here in all its g(l)ory!
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Start off by giving brief history of the band for those who may not be familiar with ABORTED HITLER COCK...
El Bukkake: Abörted Hitler Cöck is a two headed, four fisted mutant sex offender ready and willing to punch your genitals into a thick, chunky paste of blood and flesh riddled with sharp fragments of bone.
El Fucko: Yeah. Then we'll stick our cocks in it.
Are you trying to provoke with your band's name?
EB: Our intent and purpose is to provoke the gag reflex.
Do you really think that Hitler's cock was aborted?
EB: There are numerous conflicting rumours regarding Hitler's genitalia...Some suggest that he only possessed one testical, or that his penis did not function correctly. Others suggest that moments before his his death he was painfully castrated and that the severed sexual organs were placed in a blender to create a kind of genital soup, which could later be diluted with animal semen and pumped into emotionless surrogate vaginas in an attempt to create some kind of super-race...That aside, we're not particularly interested [in Hitler]. Firstly AHC is strongly against any form of racism or discrimination. We believe that everybody should have the right to be molested and killed against their will, regardless of race, religion, gender or age.
EF: Or species.
What was the style of music that envisioned playing when you first come up with concept of AHC?
EF: We'd heard that classical music is played to babies in the womb to make them smarter...We wanted to create music that'd make them abort themselves.
Your latest release shrieks out raw yet melodic and slightly mutilated form of grindgore, which is fucking pleasant for my ears...but,personally are you satisfied with the final result or would you prefer to chenge anything by now?
EF. We're pretty satisfied with the demo. It has been rigourously tested on animals.
How does AHC go about orchestrating and writting songs? Do you usually find a lyrical concept before or after music is completed?
EB: Our songwriting process can be unpredictable...It's usually all based around a guitar riff, but it can grow from anywhere. It's kind of like a big puzzle made of meat gradually assembling itself.
Judging by your song titles, I assume that AHC is obsessed by extreme gore, body modification, DIY abortion and other similar and funny stuff...So what are your true opinion on the aforementioned?
EF: We both used to be backstreet abortionists.
EB: Yeah there's been a lot of controversy about that. Mainly because a lot of our abortion procedures were carried out on children who had already been born.
What is your fascination with the Mexican wrestlers mask concept?
EF: It is the most efficient tool for both privacy and hygiene. Plus it stops the blood and shit getting in my eyes and hair, by funnelling it into my mouth.
EB: On stage, it is very important that our identies are never revealed. This is partly due to honour, but also due to the sex offender's register.
And how do you feel about art in general?
EF: Art is an important part of AHC...Our audience is our canvas and our bodily fluids are the paint.
Ok, talk about music for a while...South East (Essex) scene...is there anything to talk about?
EF: The essex scene is mainly hardcore. Deathcore, deathmetal, applecore, applemetal and Apple Macs. So, no…there is nothing to talk about other than us.
If I speed past some people with my radio blasting (AHC!!!) would they be able to identify the title?
EB: Listening to our music while driving isn't advised due to the compulsion it often causes to violently swerve into nearby pedestrians and/or oncoming traffic.
EF: The only way people would be able to recognise it was AHC is if you ran a double-decker bus full of children off the road which then collided with a prison van full of the world's most evil paedophiles. AHC is 100 times more brutal and loud than that.
And by the way...how will the grind develop in the future?
EF: Grind is like pollution. It is enforced upon people and eats away at them making them more and more twisted.
EB: Grind will just keep getting stronger. Extreme music is going to return to its roots.
Any closing comments?Apart from causing havoc, what can we expect form AHC in the future?
EF: Expect everything. When you shit, we'll be there, when you cum, we'll be there, when you cum on your shit, we'll be there.
EB: Look forward to some special edition CDs, concept EPs, and blood-blistering vagina punches.
EF: You cannot destroy us, we are the torn rectum, the shredded urethra...
EB: ...The prolapsed anus.
EF: We are the goiter. WE ARE ABORTED HITLER COCK!!!
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Friday, 28 June 2013
Sunday, 17 March 2013
15 Ways Vaginal Pornoperation, Free Download
Compilation released by Estrangulation Records as a free mp3 download and limited CDR run, just over an hour of sloppy, speakersplitting, lo-fi goodness from the gore/porn scene in 2008. This release has literally no redeeming qualities.
Tracklist straight from the release, typos and all:
Fecal Insertion
01. Shit Filled Cock
02. Vomit Eating Slut
Sperma
03. Aspect Grind
04. Gory And Gay-ly
05. Torture To Penetrate Be My Cock
Rotten Crotch
06. Lick My Rottencrotch
07. More Dead Cunts
08. Cumming On Gianna Michaels
09. Drink Cum From My Fucking Cock
The Anal Treatment XXXperience
10. Poutsophobia
11. Pro.sperma Geusis Malakia
12. Rectal Ptomatophagy
Glavio
13. Caca In the Night
14. Sodomized And Carbonized
15. The Serment Of Apocalypse
Oophoroma
16. Faecalizor Reactor
17. Sclerosing Mucoepidermoid Carcinoma Of The Parotid Gland
18. Sterifroidions Cum Alerganium
19. Vasoactive Intestinal Peptide Secreting Adenomas
P.R.O.S.T.I.T.U.T.A.
20. Paletas De Semen
21. Sangrado Menstrual
Boggy Bong
22. Psylocybin Intoxicated Cannibal Tribe Sacrificial Gang Bang
Tasty Excrements
23. I Want You (In That Body Bag)
24. That Bodybag Suits You
Paraphilic Bloody Strangling
25. Guttutral Audiolagnia
26. Zoofilia
27. Acrotomofilia
Aborted Hitler Cock
28. 2 Black Eyes And A Stomach Full Of Semen
Human Error Defecation
29. Intro/ Alpha And Omega
30. Cancrenosis
31. Jesus Metastasi
32. Necrovisceral Exhumation
33. Hash1,5grmz
Mongolocaust
34. Vomat Pulse
35. Cock Rodeo
36. Too Drunk 2 Fuck
37. Shanghai Ho
38. We Love The Noise
39. Where The Fuck Is Our Drummer
Lord Piggy
40. Violada Por Un Chinpanse
41. Puras Carnitas
42. The Piggy Noiser
Miserable Absence Of Harmony
43. Rapped In The Midle Of Catatonic Crisis
44. Ripped Clitoris (Masticated Like A Bubble Gum)
45. The Process Of Semen Extraction With Your Asshole
46. Ode To The Talented And Toothless Bitch
47. Mucopurulent Vagina Purification
Monday, 19 November 2012
Wednesday, 5 September 2012
"Abörted Hitler Cöck - How to Perform an Abortion", a Music Video
Abörted Hitler Cöck - How to Perform an Abortion
from the Album "Erections at an Animal Autopsy"
a video by El Zoid
Thanks to Sergio Santilli
2012 Philozei prod.
Monday, 3 September 2012
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