Friday 24 August 2012

"Band With Awesome Name Makes Music that Doesn't Suck"

A review recovered from a broken metal blogging website called Spinelanguage, reposted here because the site is obsolete and I can't find it anywhere else. All credits to the original author. Get in touch if you want it taken down.


"Band With Awesome Name Makes Music that Doesn't Suck"

"Most times that I encounter a band with an awesome name, the music sucks. Like Penis Force Commando. A band whose shirt I absolutely need but who make horrible music. But the impossible has been done, a band came out with a name that's incredibly epic who actually manage to make music that's tolerable. This band is Aborted Hitler Cock, and they're the first porngrind band to ever make awesome music.

Yes, the vocals are pitchshifted, but they also maintain enough of an actual growl. In other words, they're what every other porngrind band should sound like. They have actual riffs that are able to be remembered two seconds later and I can honestly call this band music. So there you have it people, a band with an attention grabbing name that you'll actually want to listen to."

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